Saturday, August 20, 2011


Ladies and Gentlemen,

Introducing the Jan Gun Pal bill, which proposes that everyone gets a free gun and when they meet a corrupt person, just shoot him/her.

This is based on the following logic:
1. Jan Lok Pal bill proponents say that:
"There is corruption -> Corruption is bad -> Our laws don't stop corruption -> Anna is saying his law will stop it -> Any law is better than no law -> So who cares if the law has problems.

2. As Anna Hazare himself said, it is time to put the matter in the hands of the people. ( )

Here's a point-by-point comparison of the JAN GUN PAL bill with the other two bills: